A Grand day out (and no cheese, Grommit)

Well, it was about time. A couple of weekends ago, the banker and I went for a sail. I’d given her and Terrence (the trailer, remember) a good talking to before the event and, ever so slightly, adjusted one of the many rollers on the rear of Terrence (so that it really did clear the teensy weeny bilge keel thingys on Riff Raffs bottom) and lo! Riff Raff slipped off Terrence (the trailer, remember) without a hitch (but the odd clunk or two which I must investigate). Soon she was bobbing in the sea water alongside a pontoon with the sea cock open. No, she wasn’t being scuttled, just having her ballast tanks filled with lots of heavy sea water. I know the forecast was less than 10kn of wind but, I thought I might have forgotten how to sail (memory being one of those funny things these days)and wasn’t taking any chances.

Here she is, waiting for the off:

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Isn’t she lovely, Wasn’t the weather fantastic? But the water was cold. Riff Raff has a slightly different arrangement for the vent into the ballast tank. It means that one’s arm is, for a few minutes, under about 6 inches of water whilst closing the vent. Shutting the vent on Vagabond required a swift immersion in the tank followed by grabbing self bailer and yanking it shut. Simple and quick. Now one has to screw in a bung; when the water is at less than 15 deg C, this extra few minutes is quite a trial.

So we were off, against the tide and the wind down to just before the entrance toChichester harbour. Several hours later, sunburnt and fully competent to tack Riff Raff, we turned for home and had a whee of a downwind sail. The new rudder arrangement on this latest version of the BC23 makes her much more responsive in the turn. ‘On a sixpence’ as they say, even at quite low speed. We didn’t get into Irons once whereas, in Vagabond, I think we would have been on several occasions.

Back in harbour, it was time to empty the ballast and drag her out onto Terrence. Emptying the ballast was a breeze, if a little noisy.  Turn on the switch on the panel, cover your ears and, five minutes later, the pump is sucking air so you know it’s time to turn it off. Martina was hooked on to Terrance which (who?) was backed down the ramp and stopped with his tyres just in the water. Riff Raff nosed up to his backside and the bow ring was hooked on to the winch. With remote control in hand, I stood on the pontoon, holding Riff Raff in line, and pressed the up button. Nothing happened. I’d forgotten to turn on the winch battery (fitted to the front of Terrence).

With the power on, this time the up button did its stuff and the Ninja (I need a name for the Ninja) dragged Riff Raff squarely onto Terrance and we were off the washdown area.

Now we could eat our sandwiches and make a cup of tea!

Next time, we might get out of Chichester harbour!

 

 

A boat to go

A couple of weeks ago, Martina was pointed to the West and we flew down the M4 with a strong tail wind, paid our dues to enter Wales and then wended our way to Cardigan and thence to Gwbert. Riff Raff was standing outside the workshop, mast erected and sails fitted (but not flying). There was one part that had not been fitted – by design- I hasten to point out – the fingers / strips that are meant to nestle round the outboard shaft when motoring and seal the outboard well when sailing.

Readers may remember that Vagabond was eventually fitted with “undercarriage doors” when the outboard had finally chewed of all the strips. A Mk2 version of the doors had been taking shape in my “workshop” (not quite a basement, but very nearly), being built on a jig that was meant to replicate the outboard well on Riff Raff. Now was the moment of truth – was the jig a good replica or had all the cutting, gluing, thinking and painting been in vain….( I suppose in the way of modern TV journalism I should now change the subject in the vague hope that you stay and watch the rest of the programme – but hey ho, I trust my reader) – no – they were fine. The outboard leg and prop cleared the doors, the doors could be shut whilst motoring as specified. The full fit and the invention of the mechanism to open and close them could wait until morning.

So Matt and I adjourned for a curry.

Next day was occupied by an owners re-union. Peter Taylor arrived en route to somewhere else (more out of the way than on route, I would have thought) and a new owner turned up to take away a new BC26 just out of the works. Matt disappeared to invent new bits for the COAST, the not so secret next development for Swallow Yachts. I glued and stuck and painted and then had to remember how to de rig a BC23. Riff Raff somehow seems to have more bits of string than Vagabond. It must be the asymmetric (now flying that single handed is going to be a challenge).

The came the slight snag. Jamie (the Production Manager) was wanting me to explain the wiring for the wind indicators – the circuit diagram didn’t seem to match the equipment.  Ooops – the wrong instruments had been fitted. Not quite sure where this cock up originated (I had a feeling I had some ownership of it) but we had an amicable problem solving discussion, the outcome of which was that I’d take RR away, the new gear would be ordered for delivery to my not quite a basement and I’d do the fitting. By now it was late and I didn’t fancy towing Riff Raff to Northney that evening.

Friday morning dawned a little dull but we had a good turnout for the sending off picture

 

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and we were off.  Martina threw herself into the harness*  not she’s not yet an autonomous vehicle) An uneventful tow and by about tea time Riff Raff was parked in Northney Marina.

 

 

  • A figure of speech. Martina is not, as far as I know, an autonomous vehicle.

Riff Raff floats

Latest from West Wales

The lovely Lara from Swallow Yachts (the one who really runs the place) sent me a photo today of Riff Raff afloat. These days, those cunning people at Swallow Yachts make sure that their boats actually float before entrusting them to their future owners. It’s probably called the  f(onp)t* or some such wizzy quality system** acronym. No doubt it’s all written down in the build instructions. Somewhere it will be recorded and I’ll be presented with a suitable print out showing the length of time she was afloat, the amount of water ingress and whether or not this met the specified maximum leakage rate. This will, of course, be included with the signed off build certificate, warranty card and owners manual………I notice the sheep weren’t particularly interested.

Riff Raff gets wet

This is all very well and fitting for the 21st Century but it leaves open to doubt whether or not this test qualifies as the launch? This is serious stuff. If it does, will the certificate show that appropriate libations were made to Neptune, or is he now gritting his teeth in anger, grabbing his trident (or whatever)  and getting ready to launch a flight of vengeful winds and wet fish at her next time she floats into his domain?

On the other hand, she is not yet showing a name, so perhaps he might not recognise her next time.***

I’ll let you know.

 

*Floats (Owner not Present) Test

** a process whereby a bookfull of written instructions result in the completion of a 25 page checklist confirming that the boat has been built in accordance with the instructions, whether or not same instuctions are correct.

*** Fat chance of that, I thought gods were meant to be all seeing etc etc.

How many G cramps to hold a boat together?

Progress!

The two halves of Riff Raff are being glued together as I write (that’s the deck* and hull** bottom, not bow*** and stern**** sections nor the port and starboard sides****).

I learnt of this almost by accident and immediately commissioned Jamie (the Works Manager) to take some photographs. They’re all mostly of G clamps, like this one:SAMSUNG CAMERA PICTURES

It looks as if the compass, bilge^ pump and some sailing instruments have been installed and the winches on top of the cabin. The galley^^ is not yet complete and the cubby holes in the sides of the cockpit coaming have not yet been installed. I hope they’re not forgotten…The rectangular holes in the sides of the cockpit are lockers that will eventually sport lids and the round hole in the cockpit sole ^^^ leads to a tank where the water ballast ^^^^ resides.

Jamie, Thanks for the photo’s! And I think the answer to the question above is “lots”.

 

Glossary

*Deck – the bit that keeps the water out of the hull**

** Hull – the bit that makes the boat float provided it’s not full of water see* above

*** Bow – the pointy bit at the front

**** the less pointy bit at the back

***** left and right (or red and green******)

****** the colour of the navigation lights for the appropriate side

^ bilge – where the water goes (eventually) if the deck (see * above) leaks

^^ nautical term for kitchen

^^^ Cockpit sole = eg the floor of the cockpit

^^^^ ballast – a heavy weight to help keep the boat upright – not to be confused with crew.

I’ve run out of suitable indicators (as I can’t make this text do superscripts) so will befine crew in a later post…

Just Checking up

I paid a visit to Swallow Yachts last week. The designer was busy so I snooped around the “yard”. However, his spies ( aka loyal employees) had seen me and I was soon “accompanied” to the office, where we had a discussion about the finer points of the specification.

The layout of the “galley bulkhead” was discussed and photographed. 20180216_101230 (Medium)Perhaps I should offer an explanation. One of the “improvements” (I leave the assessment of this to later) I want on Riff Raff is a small bulkhead* between the forward end of the galley area and the after end of the forward port bunk. The idea of this is to stop spilling hot water on the occupant** of the bunk and to provide some shelf storage space for some of the galley related clutter (like plates and mugs). The photograph was to illustrate to the designer the nature of the stuff to be stored on said shelf. As with all these half thought out ideas it was immediately obvious the layout wouldn’t work and the order of storage would have to change……

Then it was off (officially) to the shed. Here, John was hard at work fitting something to the “lid”***.

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The designer decided to help, too.

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It was pleasing to note that there were three new BC23’s in the works:

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Lady G (in the foreground) seems very posh. Teak top rail and rubbing string and a teak moulding round the top of the cockpit coaming. Riff Raff is already looking up to her name!

Then off to the other shed where the designers “secret” project is taking shape. Cameras and phone were banned (no, not really) – I understand all will be revealed in April……

I also noted that there were 3 of the 26 footers in for repairs or modification as well and the usual sprinkling of BRe’s and lesser fry (there, that’s upset most of the Swallow Owners in one sentence!)

OOps.

 

Footnotes ****

* Translation for non sailors – Bulkhead = wall – I’ve no idea why

** Not a serious problem, there are unlikely to be any overnight occupants – see my aversion to crew in “Vagabond wanders around Britain”

*** At the moment, Riff Raff consists of two separate composite mouldings – a bottom bit (the hull) and the top bit (or “lid”) which will form the deck and cabin coach roof.

**** For the writers of academic papers, remember Notes are included in the word count.

 

The Build has commenced!

Swallow Yachts have started to put together the various pieces that will go towards RIFF RAFF (should her name be in CAPITALS? – answers on a post card please) so I’m off to furthest Wales tomorrow to check it out. Pictures next week perhaps.

I see the wind will be westerly Force 4, gusting F6 tomorrow. The journey along the M4 is going to be slow and noisy! Martina (the doughty Yeti tow car)  is not   exactly a streamlined shape – better than a brick but not as slippery as an F1 machine – so we’ll have to take it relatively slowly (at least around the real speed limit) and hide behind the shield of the odd lorry or two to give her a bit of a breather.

I’ve filled the Ipad with a pile of POD casts that I need to catch up on and it’s fully charged so I shouldn’t be lost for things to think about whilst on the way…..

 

Gotta Picture!

A call to the boat yard (eg the shed in the field next to the Teifi estuary) reveals that Riff Raff has been delivered. Or, at least, the hull and deck have arrived. Lara (who is really in charge) has sent me a picture:

The Bare Hull

Isn’t she clean!

Notice that the trailer is new – this means it’s not Terence but one the yard has borrowed for the time being. Now there’s a mystery – why haven’t they put her on Terence – he (it – se previous posts) was left at the yard a couple of months ago. I’m a little concerned that he/it might have been sold  – the works “Christmas do” is looming…….

Relax – it’s just a joke, Lara assures me he/it is still there. I’ll find out soon, I’m going to make a visit to make sure the build specification is really agreed.

Oh, and by the way,  I’ve purchased an outboard for Riff Raff – another Mercury I’m afraid. Now  what am I going to call it (Freddy2, Tribute (Band)?

Neither seem right. I note some web site or other claims that Mercury was the Roman God of ‘shopkeepers and merchants, travelers* and transporters of goods, and thieves and tricksters’. Seems quite appropriate to power Riff Raff when the wind won’t blow. Perhaps it should just be named god with a small g: this might become useful in frequently used phrases such as  ‘Oh god just start will you’, ‘O god, why have you stopped’ and so on and  on. It’s bound to offend someone too.

Notes

* It must be a Web site using American rather than English. What happened to the 2 ls in traveller?